Chilled Out Champion Pillows

"Just let me finish my drink and then we'll switch."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Love is when you watch television together.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"My feet are cold."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'He's got a 'can-do' attitude - look!'

"Love them rays, Chief."

Old man learning to ice skate

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'I hate Mondays!'

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

Sunday papers.

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

'My balls are freezing!'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'