Chilled Out Corporate Pillows

'I think you're being a little too casual, Watkins!'

On holiday.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Big desks take time.

Inactive wear store.

"My feet are cold."

"As your new CEO, I hereby change 'deadline' to 'soft squiggle.'"

His master's chill-out album

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Management Styles - Inclusive

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

"We're all well aware of the madness, Phipps...where's the method?!

Sofa Sunday

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Chillaxing!

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Baldo unrolls a chaise lounge.

"Isn't summer great? We have all day to do whatever we want!"