Cheering Champion Pillows

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Beers

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

First Prize!

Men can show their emotions!

Football supporters.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Skateboard Olympics.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Soccer Fans.

"I'm feeling generous."

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

Go Team!

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

Christmas Eva

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Christmas Star

"He can't stop digressing."

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'