Cheerfulness Champion Pillows

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

If you want to see love be love.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Instant art

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.

Blood Donor

"I'm feeling generous."

Rosie Cheeks

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

Random Ox of Kindness

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

Christmas Star

Christmas Eva

'It's so friendly out here.'

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

Bet You're Chicken!

"You have an outstanding balance."

Harper talks about Christmas

Jolly Roger

Be friendly.