Camping Joker Gifts

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

Beware Electric Fence.

Fishing for Supper

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Harsh Mellows.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Jogging Bottoms

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"It's my helper trout!"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Distance to horizon varies.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Desert Roundabout

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."