Vacation King T-Shirts

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

On holiday.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.