Vacation Warrior T-Shirts

A crude holiday ?...If your client is so inclined, he should pay for it himself.

'And then it started to rain, and it rained all through the trip...like our vacation.'

Nate was a bus driver's nightmare for tours that stayed in a different hotel every night.

'...Hello?...Holidays From Hell...?'

Glastonbury. After.

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Friday

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Walk of Shame

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Monday around 9PM.