Holiday Hilarity Hunter Pillows

"And this is the man who 'robbed you blind' on New years eve?"

'Call the Fire Brigade - the tree's stuck up the cat.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Claus 2.0

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

High security Santa's grotto

Night of the Latkes

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Elfie Stick

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Hiding the electronics.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Ninja bread men"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Tourists and their Pets.

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Non-Denominational Carols

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Fish snorkling above water.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'