Festive Hunter Pillows

"It's opening day."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Festivus poles

Nutcracker Roller Coaster

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

'Hey you take that outside.'

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

Santa playing golf.

Mother Cowmas

'Rudolph, your nose!'

Carolling

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

May your Christmas be out of this world!

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

Congregation

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

Farmer Pickles Present.

Holiday Shopping

The Real War On Christmas

An Organic Christmas

Happy Holiday Trees

"There are never sleigh tracks on our roof, or soot tracks on our carpet. Maybe you're just fake news?"

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

"Just once, couldn't we go over the river and through the woods to my grandmothere's house?"

A child hunting for Easter eggs finds alien eggs instead.

"Hey look! It's one of those coloured balls we use to play in the snow."

Xmas Cracker Cow with strange gift cow pats.

'Wheee!!!'