Festive Spirit Hunter Pillows

Happy Holiday Trees

T'was the night before the night before Christmas.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Ice Skater

Snowman

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

Just one more choccy...

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Mice playing double bass

Merry Kissmas

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Easter Bunny

Dog's Christmas list.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'