Holiday Procrastinators Pillows

Don't Involve Yourself Christmas Tree.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Studio in December

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Children line up to talk to Santa

The New Normal

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Revenge on Santa

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

Do you know the time, Santa?

"Lousy elves are on strike again. You people gift wrap?"

Wintry Micks

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

A Christmas Carl.

'Will you look at THAT-Christmas six months gone and her decorations still up!'

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

'Hmm... Only 11 days till I have to start Christmas shopping.'

"Sorry, pal, you're too late. I'm completely out of ideas."

'Blowtorch the decorations and weedkiller the tree.'

I don't believe in enacting my New Year's resolutions until Chinese New Year ... and I have no idea when that is

"Gasp! Christmas! Puff! Must get away from...Christmas! Gasp! Puff!"