Festive Avoidance Mugs

Explore our mugs designed for those who master the art of festive avoidance. Perfect for mornings after holiday parties or quiet days away from the hustle, these mugs bring humor to their holiday retreat.

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"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays." mockup

"It's not that I can't stand the cold - I just hate the holidays."

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"I don't believe in you!"

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"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms." mockup

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

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"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head." mockup

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

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"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!" mockup

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

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"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace." mockup

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

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"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year." mockup

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

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"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

"I've never hated Christmas, just people." mockup

"I've never hated Christmas, just people."

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'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.' mockup

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

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"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!" mockup

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

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"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!" mockup

"I just keep getting this urge to say 'Bah Humbug'!"

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So glad you could make it!

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'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.' mockup

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

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"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..." mockup

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

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'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...' mockup

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

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Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas. mockup

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

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Wishing You A Big Bunny Hug

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Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter. mockup

Although not having a bad hare day, Paul and Toni were certainly having an unusual hare day that Easter.

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Vampire Cocktail.

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Trilby - 'Allons, glycere! rougis mon verre...'

Trilby - 'Allons, glycere! rougis mon verre...' mockup

Trilby - 'Allons, glycere! rougis mon verre...'

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"Can't you do something productive instead of sitting around 364 days of the year?"

"Can't you do something productive instead of sitting around 364 days of the year?" mockup

"Can't you do something productive instead of sitting around 364 days of the year?"

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"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket." mockup

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

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'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

'I think it has something to do with global warming.' mockup

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

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"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present." mockup

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

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Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season. mockup

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

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"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped? mockup

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

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"December 19, 1960 - North Pole: An innocent water balloon fight turns tragic as temperatures dip below freezing." "Holy Toledo."

"December 19, 1960 - North Pole: An innocent water balloon fight turns tragic as temperatures dip below freezing." "Holy Toledo." mockup

"December 19, 1960 - North Pole: An innocent water balloon fight turns tragic as temperatures dip below freezing." "Holy Toledo."

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"I'm just sayin', the chances of Santa stopping by to fill your stocking are pretty slim!"

"I'm just sayin', the chances of Santa stopping by to fill your stocking are pretty slim!" mockup

"I'm just sayin', the chances of Santa stopping by to fill your stocking are pretty slim!"

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'Hope you don't mind...because it's the holiday season, I've written 'Happy New Year' where the amount should be.'

'Hope you don't mind...because it's the holiday season, I've written 'Happy New Year' where the amount should be.' mockup

'Hope you don't mind...because it's the holiday season, I've written 'Happy New Year' where the amount should be.'

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Do you know the time, Santa?

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'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.' mockup

'Nothing. Turn off the porch light.'

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'Mr. Humbug'

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Festive Avoidance Mugs Collection

Festive Avoidance Pillows

Find the ideal pillow to complement a festive avoidance lifestyle with our humorous and cozy designs.

Festive Avoidance Prints

Explore our range of prints that humorously capture the spirit of festive avoidance, perfect for decorating their personal retreat.

Festive Avoidance T-Shirts

Check out our collection of witty t-shirts perfect for those who prefer seclusion over celebration this holiday season.