Holiday Safety Enthusiast Pillows

Two firemen hosing a blaze in a christmas tree.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Horn of Leftovers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"