Holiday Security Enthusiast Pillows

Santa in a secure grotto.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Home depot."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Horn of Leftovers

Happy Turkey Day!

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."