Holiday Hacker Pillows

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Don't worry. I've made a list, I've checked it twice, plus it's backed up in the cloud."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"It's extra for the stand."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Turkey Autopsy

Christmas Presents.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Never marry an engineer."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

DNA Xmas.

Santa Claws...

The Devil's advocaat.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

Changing the Lightbulb.

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'