Holiday Hacker Pillows

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Don't worry. I've made a list, I've checked it twice, plus it's backed up in the cloud."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

"It's extra for the stand."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Turkey Autopsy

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Christmas Presents.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Never marry an engineer."

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Give away the tickets, make money on the cancellations."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

DNA Xmas.

Santa Claws...

The Devil's advocaat.

Changing the Lightbulb.

'People aren't happy enough...I want a 15% increase in happiness by the 1st of the month or heads will roll!'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"We had no sherry so I left him some of your dad's home brew instead."

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'The company hired a therapist to improve our morale.'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.

'If you are a good boy, Santa will bring you the tires next year.'