Holiday Safety Enthusiast Gifts

Two firemen hosing a blaze in a christmas tree.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Baby on board.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Horn of Leftovers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.