Holiday Enthusiast Pillows

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'Sorry, wrong house.'

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Christmas Puppy Bow

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

"Sorry kids. This line is going to be held up for awhile."

'See, I told you we could make it under that bridge!'

Thanksgiving Day Traditions

Santa's Workshop

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

Happy everything to everybody.

'We need to upgrade our computer system like yesterday.'

"I love Boxing Day"

Before and After Holiday Diet

'What about the other three fourths of the month?'

December to January.

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

Labor Day Monday

Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'

"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Free Gift Unwrapping Service

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'Did you remember the gift receipts?'

4th of July Fireworks

Eat drink and be merry!

Rudolph at a Traffic Light

Salesman in a Santa suit

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

'Oh, I retired years ago, but between Black Friday and the internet, nobody noticed!'

Thanksgiving: 'Tell me the truth. Do these jeans make me look delicious?'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."