Holiday Enthusiast Pillows

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

'Sorry, wrong house.'

"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Christmas Puppy Bow

"Ahhh, the Cubans know the kind of treats to leave out for Santa on a cold winter's night."

"Sorry kids. This line is going to be held up for awhile."

'See, I told you we could make it under that bridge!'

Santa's Workshop

"Ah! It's that time of year again!"

Happy everything to everybody.

'We need to upgrade our computer system like yesterday.'

"I love Boxing Day"

'What about the other three fourths of the month?'

December to January.

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

Labor Day Monday

Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'

"He's our new expert in logistics and 24 hour global delivery systems."

Free Gift Unwrapping Service

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Rudolph at a Traffic Light

Eat drink and be merry!

Salesman in a Santa suit

4th of July Fireworks

'Did you remember the gift receipts?'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

'Oh, I retired years ago, but between Black Friday and the internet, nobody noticed!'

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

Thanksgiving: 'Tell me the truth. Do these jeans make me look delicious?'

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men