Festive Safety Advocate Prints

Santa in a secure grotto.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Man using to much bug spray

Yo ho ho!

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Boozing and Cruising

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Merry Kissmas

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'