Festive Accident Enthusiasts Prints

Santa Claus stuck in chimney at A&E.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

The hall of bad ideas.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"I'm afraid I can't do anything unless you have a receipt."

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

"Have you been a good dog or a bad dog?"

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

"Really, Pop - you call this 'with care?'"

Insurance claim on Grandma

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

M is for Mistletoe

"The authorities say that two reindeer are the only survivors of the crash."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

Two firemen hosing a blaze in a christmas tree.

'This is my lawyer to eye-witness your promises...'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

"You must be Corporal Kaufmann. I hear you're the most decorated serving soldier in your unit."

Omicron is coming to town! - It knows when you're not masking. . .

A tree that only days earlier was standing perfectly upright on its own.

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Blowing your nose musically.

'Joe gave up the news for the holidays.'

'I just love Christmas!'

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

"You want to behave, son. You don't want Santa putting kryptonite in your stocking."