Holiday Spirit Supporter Pillows

"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa called but you were out!

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Tipping Pain Chart

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Street Carolers

O Christmas Tea

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Maybe this year..."

Snowman Tattoo

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."