Holiday Spirit Supporter Pillows

"See you next year guys. . . That's the bastard gig economy for you!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Santa called but you were out!

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

O Christmas Tea

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Street Carolers

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Maybe this year..."

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Snowman Tattoo

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"Well, I'm sorry, but that's what happens when you micromanage!"