Holiday Spirit Fans Pillows

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa called but you were out!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Tipping Pain Chart

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

Easter Candy Island.

Street Carolers

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

O Christmas Tea

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

The Salivation army.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Maybe this year..."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Christmas Pudding