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'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa called but you were out!

Tipping Pain Chart

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

Street Carolers

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Happy St Pancakes Day

O Christmas Tea

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Maybe this year..."

The Salivation army.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

C is for Cracker

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Christmas is fun...but as soon as the holidays are over I'm heading down to Florida for the sun.