Christmas Spirit Fans Pillows

"You have the Hum bug.'

Elfie Stick

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

A Creature WAS Stirring

Santa's wash day.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

The Salivation army.

Elf of the Month

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Gluten-free Santa

Santa Claus

'Scrooge is out, I see.'

December Fest

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Where does it say anything about an age limit?"

An Ottawa Christmas