Christmas Spirit Enthusiasts Pillows

Keep Christ in Xmas.

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Panettone

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"I don't believe in you!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Filming Christmas

Santa called but you were out!

Zoom Christmas

'He's got your nose.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Meet Santa's entourage

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."