Festivefan Pillows

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Elfie Stick

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

Filming Christmas

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Meet Santa's entourage

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

The other days of the year...

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

A Christmas tree self portrait

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Ring those Christmas bells!

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."