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"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Elfie Stick

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

Filming Christmas

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Meet Santa's entourage

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Merry Kissmas

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Ring those Christmas bells!

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen