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'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

What really became of the boy named Sue.

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Ring those Christmas bells!

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Great Moment in North Pole History

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

The Salivation army.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Santa's Second Stringers.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

C is for Cracker

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'