Festive Regulations Fan Pillows

'All right... we've followed the health and safety directives, Can we get on with deliveries now?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Piranhaclaus

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

Recycled Flake

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Christmas reunions!

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

inflation at Christmas

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Happy New Year!

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."