Festive Regulations Fan Mugs

'All right... we've followed the health and safety directives, Can we get on with deliveries now?'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Piranhaclaus

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

Christmas reunions!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Recycled Flake

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Thanks for the onesie!'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

inflation at Christmas

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Happy New Year!

'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.