Festive Festivities Fan Mugs

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Meet Santa's entourage

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Christmas reunions!

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Recycled Flake

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

inflation at Christmas

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Priest Halloween costume for boy.

Happy New Year!

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

Five Gold Rings

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

"Garlic, garlic, garlic."