Festive Fans Mugs

"I know this is awkward, but I'm your secret santa."

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'What church do YOU go to?'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Five Gold Rings

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Meet Santa's entourage

Easter Candy Island.

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Back to the Holidays

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'