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'... the party of the first part is to give the party of the second part ...'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Meet Santa's entourage

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'And that,and that,and that...'

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Ring those Christmas bells!

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Great Moment in North Pole History

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

The Salivation army.

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Bath Christmas Market

Christmas reunions!

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

C is for Cracker