Festive Legalities Aficionado Pillows

"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Yo ho ho!

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Merry Kissmas

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Festive squad

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

December Fest

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Christmas fairy.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

Vaccine Reindeer

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'