Festive Legalities Aficionado Pillows

"My client seeks damages incurred as a direct result of your interpretation of what constitutes naughty or nice."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Yo ho ho!

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Elf of the Month

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Poinsettia

December Fest

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

Christmas fairy.

Vaccine Reindeer

Joey really wanted a Christmas Tree this year...

'Harold, wake up, you're supposed to be the tooth fairy tonight.'