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'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

InOutYada Yada.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

National Coffee Day

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

Records?

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Doo inc..can and no can.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"FISH ON"

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"You folks ready to order?"

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Don't order anything that will embarass me."

'Compliment me on my perfect pronunciation of this junk,and there'll be a good tip in it for you.'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

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