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"He doesn't speak English. Act out for him that he should take 2 pills and 3 pills alternate days for nine days, and then he should come back here."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Extreme miming"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

National Coffee Day

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime Baby

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

InOutYada Yada.

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Mime marriage.

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"How 'local' is the fish?"