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'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime Baby

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime marriage.

The Land Before Mimes.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"...how would you rate me on a scale of nine to ten?"

Interesting encounters in history.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"You have the right to remain silent."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.