Mime Maesters Gifts

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Hawaii can wait. These reports cannot.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Land Before Mimes.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"...how would you rate me on a scale of nine to ten?"

Interesting encounters in history.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!