Mime Enthusiasts Gifts

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Turn up the volume. I can't hear a damn thing.'

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime Baby

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime marriage.

The Land Before Mimes.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Interesting encounters in history.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.