Mime Fanatic Gifts

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Extreme miming"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Werewolves of London..."

Reese Witherspoon

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

What's an Imax cave?

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Giant slug attacks a city

Science fiction fans on other planets

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Star Wars Audience

Marcel Marceau's parrot