Meme Fanatic Gifts

"Just once? Ha ha ha ha..."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Obsession with the Internet.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Science fiction fans on other planets

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Alternative Medicine

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Tinnitus?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"