Historical Meme Fan Gifts

Pirate with VR parrot.

'I told you it would be useful.'

Paul Klee

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

"Bonk!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Maypole

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )