Historical Meme Lover Gifts

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You're on a what?!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Yes, all at once!'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Weird things I do because of the internet

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

The Modern Novel.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Mark Zuckerberg

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Tinnitus?"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Moses unblocking the toilet.

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'Dropping the Pilot'-the Fall of Bismarck

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."