Ancient Memes Enthusiast Gifts

Thracebook..

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

WTF?

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Alternative Medicine

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Once Again, Another Donald Trump Twitter Classic

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

IMHOtep

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Funny Farm

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"Practicing my hate-face."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"