Ancient Meme Explorers Gifts

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

"Life after death"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Mummy Beggar

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Painted into a corner.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Playing Pyramids

'...and it must be self-fiancing.'

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

Centaur Driver

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

Word Of God

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

No doubt it was made before man learned to count.

A planet like ours - "Remember the good old days when an offering to the Gods was a live human beating heart."

"It's the people we work with. They make me feel fat, too."

'You paid three goats for this? Robertus Parkerus only rated it LXXIV.'

"What format shalt I save these in?"