Ancient Memes Enthusiast Pillows

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Bert's dog training.'

Obsession with the Internet.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Alternative Medicine

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

WTF?

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

IMHOtep

'I know what you're thinking.'

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

Funny Farm

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"Practicing my hate-face."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'