Historical Meme Fan Pillows

Pirate with VR parrot.

Paul Klee

'I told you it would be useful.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Bonk!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Maypole

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton