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'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

"Guess who I talked to yesterday?. . .Somebody else!"

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

The Race to Ukraine

Thracebook..

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

'Is it organic?'

Big book of memes

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

"Did we get the line item veto?"

"What's trending?"

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'