History Meme Fans Pillows

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Maypole

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Cuban vaccine exceeds 92 effectiveness

The Race to Ukraine

"Guess who I talked to yesterday?. . .Somebody else!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Is it organic?'

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

Big book of memes

"Did we get the line item veto?"

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

"What's trending?"

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"U R like so ded!"