Meme Historian Pillows

"It says here that social media companies will do something to stop fake news."

'He was no longer trending on Twitter.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Obsession with the Internet.

Ruddy bloggers!

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Alternative Medicine

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

WTF?

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

Once Again, Another Donald Trump Twitter Classic

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)