History Meme Lover Gifts

"Welcome to Arlington National Cemetery. Pardon our appearance... We're expanding."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Yes, all at once!'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Tinnitus?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"I think this one's more recent."

#FAIL