Mime Master Gifts

"He doesn't speak English. Act out for him that he should take 2 pills and 3 pills alternate days for nine days, and then he should come back here."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Extreme miming"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Moo Out Loud

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

National Coffee Day

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime Baby

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

InOutYada Yada.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Mime marriage.

The Land Before Mimes.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."