Media Master Gifts

Newborn's TV.

'Better not circulate these.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'They all want to play the star.'

Dialogue

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

King Solomon's Pollster.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Rock gods.

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

Ah Ha!

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

These remarks are completely off the record

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"