Media Master Gifts

Newborn's TV.

'Better not circulate these.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'They all want to play the star.'

George Michael

Dialogue

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

King Solomon's Pollster.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Pink.

Rock gods.

Ah Ha!

'My son is studying communications in college. He never writes, calls, texts, or emails his parents.'

These remarks are completely off the record

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

'Why am I feeling like this..?'

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."